1. Why people don’t close a door they opened when the person inside had it closed.
2. Why people don’t get that a closed door almost garuntees an antisocial me behind it.
3. If I’m tumbling I cannot hear what you’re saying.
I work 40 hours a week and maintain a social life and school work. LET ME TUMBL IN PEACE DAMMIT.
Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit
(Source: hayleyfromparamore)
(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
(Source: 2000ish)
Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
pissing my pants
someone thought of this
